From 2002 to 2007, Miller wrote a political-humor column in
The Weekly Standard, generally taking traditional Zionist positions on a variety of issues:
- "The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing about that: there are no Palestinians. It's a made up word. Israel was called Palestine for two thousand years. Like "Wiccan," "Palestinian" sounds ancient but is really a modern invention. [...] Instead, let's call [the Palestinians] what they are: "Other Arabs From The Same General Area Who Are In Deep Denial About Never Being Able To Accomplish Anything In Life And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of Eternal Struggle And Death.""
- "Listen carefully: [Americans are] good, [people in Afghanistan are] evil, nothing is relative. Say it with me now and free yourselves.[...] The plain fact is that our country has, with all our mistakes and blunders, always been and always will be, the greatest beacon of freedom, charity, opportunity, and affection in history. If you need proof, open all the borders on Earth and see what happens. In about half a day, the entire world would be a ghost town, and the United States would look like one giant line to see "The Producers.""
Miller is also the author of several books. In 2006, on an episode of
Comics Unleashed, Miller spoke about his latest book called
Outrages of Everyday Life, a collection of seventeen comic essays about life in America today which includes:
- "So, is one o'clock okay for your foot massage?" about the offhand excesses of celebrity culture.
- "'Do you leave your coffeemaker plugged in at night?' my sister once asked. 'Sure,' I said, 'but only when I take it in the shower with me'" referring to the paranoias of everyday life.