Stories, Poems & Essays | Humor & Entertainment

Title	Date Submitted	Words	Views
Thoughts (for today, tomorrow ...)	1/24/2013	15	724
Har! Har! Har!	12/13/2011	1,012	855
Fred Gets His Sideboards	12/13/2011	779	866
The difference between zoos	12/13/2011	38	950
The dangers of random decisions~	7/31/2011	265	1,068
You lied!	6/13/2011	55	1,296
Another Book	2/2/2011	131	885
Better Than Best (song)	1/29/2011	160	876
Short Song Collection	9/22/2010	194	807
A conversation with a man who told me 'I lived in a romance novel'	8/2/2009	806	914
I'm a Time Traveller	7/19/2009	248	813
Some more poetry from me	7/6/2009	497	765
Nature vs. Nurture	5/20/2009	696	811
The Raid	3/23/2009	120	906
The First Rain	3/3/2009	161	819
Thirtysomething Dating, or Phone Sex in the Suburbs	1/20/2009	793	1,028
Butt Stuffing	1/13/2009	174	1,096
How To Embarrass Yourself In Five Easy Lessons	1/7/2009	361	866
"Taking a bath" my first attempt at being funny	1/6/2009	3,135	1,833
PLOTS FOR SALE	1/5/2009	1,196	904
FOOD FOR THOUGHT	12/25/2008	578	996
I Told DH Many Movie Stars Appear In Public Dressed In A Similar Manner	12/12/2008	238	867
Welcome To The Hotel pbs	12/6/2008	595	999
Cat In The Car	12/3/2008	182	959
A Reason For Crabgrass	11/24/2008	187	815
Upon Reading That Tipping Is No Longer Allowed At Starbucks	11/19/2008	102	958
Ode To Barbara Mandrell	11/19/2008	95	909
Playing Russian Roulette With Hoodlum Tea Bags	11/19/2008	169	1,017
Two and a Half Rebel Hens	7/2/2008	815	928
for Him, with love	6/7/2008	167	881
I Don't Eat Trees!!!	4/5/2008	202	938
Gates's Summons to Poole	12/28/2007	111	879
The Night We Will Never Forget	10/31/2007	1,461	912
A Down Home Funeral	10/14/2007	1,216	1,072
Decapitating Ken	9/29/2007	378	1,118
Woes of a Caffeine Delivery System	7/6/2007	468	1,017
An excerpt from "The Unavoidable Dilemma of Chauncey P. Simm"	6/22/2007	1,562	1,183
From My Neighbor's Yard - Haiku	6/16/2007	11	921
This Life	5/19/2007	174	918
The Bluegrass Festival	4/26/2007	246	932
A Hot Night in the Woods	4/21/2007	563	906
Car Slayer	4/11/2007	402	920
Death by Watermelon	4/11/2007	411	966
The Real Resume	4/11/2007	465	1,080
Untitled	3/17/2007	839	1,203
The Wyrding Well of the Pines	3/5/2007	1,697	882
Whiting New Jersey Feeds Water to Aliens on Mars; Read All About It!	3/5/2007	1,488	934
Short Ode to Spam (not the bad emails, the ham)	3/5/2007	35	1,083
101 Uses for a Living Severed Head	3/3/2007	647	1,400
The Truth About Honesty	2/26/2007	684	1,196

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