Title |
Date Submitted |
Words |
Views |
Har! Har! Har! |
12/13/2011 |
1,012 |
826 |
Fred Gets His Sideboards |
12/13/2011 |
779 |
829 |
The difference between zoos |
12/13/2011 |
38 |
918 |
The dangers of random decisions~ |
7/31/2011 |
265 |
1,036 |
You lied! |
6/13/2011 |
55 |
1,258 |
Another Book |
2/2/2011 |
131 |
853 |
A conversation with a man who told me 'I lived in a romance novel' |
8/2/2009 |
806 |
885 |
I'm a Time Traveller |
7/19/2009 |
248 |
775 |
Nature vs. Nurture |
5/20/2009 |
696 |
781 |
The Raid |
3/23/2009 |
120 |
862 |
Thirtysomething Dating, or Phone Sex in the Suburbs |
1/20/2009 |
793 |
1,000 |
Butt Stuffing |
1/13/2009 |
174 |
1,067 |
How To Embarrass Yourself In Five Easy Lessons |
1/7/2009 |
361 |
830 |
"Taking a bath" my first attempt at being funny |
1/6/2009 |
3,135 |
1,767 |
PLOTS FOR SALE |
1/5/2009 |
1,196 |
857 |
FOOD FOR THOUGHT |
12/25/2008 |
578 |
967 |
I Told DH Many Movie Stars Appear In Public Dressed In A Similar Manner |
12/12/2008 |
238 |
829 |
Cat In The Car |
12/3/2008 |
182 |
916 |
A Reason For Crabgrass |
11/24/2008 |
187 |
784 |
Upon Reading That Tipping Is No Longer Allowed At Starbucks |
11/19/2008 |
102 |
932 |
Ode To Barbara Mandrell |
11/19/2008 |
95 |
877 |
Playing Russian Roulette With Hoodlum Tea Bags |
11/19/2008 |
169 |
986 |
Two and a Half Rebel Hens |
7/2/2008 |
815 |
887 |
I Don't Eat Trees!!! |
4/5/2008 |
202 |
909 |
The Night We Will Never Forget |
10/31/2007 |
1,461 |
875 |
A Down Home Funeral |
10/14/2007 |
1,216 |
1,042 |
Decapitating Ken |
9/29/2007 |
378 |
1,070 |
Woes of a Caffeine Delivery System |
7/6/2007 |
468 |
986 |
An excerpt from "The Unavoidable Dilemma of Chauncey P. Simm" |
6/22/2007 |
1,562 |
1,143 |
From My Neighbor's Yard - Haiku |
6/16/2007 |
11 |
889 |
A Hot Night in the Woods |
4/21/2007 |
563 |
861 |
Car Slayer |
4/11/2007 |
402 |
894 |
Death by Watermelon |
4/11/2007 |
411 |
925 |
The Real Resume |
4/11/2007 |
465 |
1,044 |
Untitled |
3/17/2007 |
839 |
1,164 |
The Wyrding Well of the Pines |
3/5/2007 |
1,697 |
833 |
Whiting New Jersey Feeds Water to Aliens on Mars; Read All About It! |
3/5/2007 |
1,488 |
895 |
Short Ode to Spam (not the bad emails, the ham) |
3/5/2007 |
35 |
1,051 |
101 Uses for a Living Severed Head |
3/3/2007 |
647 |
1,361 |
The Truth About Honesty |
2/26/2007 |
684 |
1,144 |
Can I Get Fries With That? - Adventures in Eclectic Dining |
2/18/2007 |
1,347 |
1,086 |
Haiku Minus Sixteen: The Controversy |
2/17/2007 |
1,484 |
1,256 |
Do People Eat Bugs? |
2/12/2007 |
545 |
1,035 |
What's So Funny About A Kidney Stone? |
2/8/2007 |
1,133 |
1,561 |
Potential Opening Lines for Novels |
1/29/2007 |
419 |
2,625 |
The Saga of the Slab of Seven Mile Road |
1/26/2007 |
656 |
934 |
Here kitty kitty |
1/23/2007 |
224 |
800 |
Sexy Grandma |
1/19/2007 |
39 |
1,198 |
Jeopardy In The Kitchen |
1/19/2007 |
146 |
995 |
The Ice Cream Truck Driver Drinking Game! |
1/18/2007 |
223 |
1,862 |