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You Suck: A Love Story (Vampire, Bk 2)
You Suck A Love Story - Vampire, Bk 2
Author: Christopher Moore
Being undead sucks. Literally. — Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and th...  more »
ISBN-13: 9780060590307
ISBN-10: 0060590300
Publication Date: 1/8/2008
Pages: 336
Rating:
  • Currently 3.9/5 Stars.
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3.9 stars, based on 210 ratings
Publisher: Harper Paperbacks
Book Type: Paperback
Other Versions: Hardcover
Members Wishing: 1
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mahbaar avatar reviewed You Suck: A Love Story (Vampire, Bk 2) on + 111 more book reviews
Helpful Score: 19
I couldn't even finish this book. The basis of some really great humor is there, but the immaturity of all the characters is such a letdown to what should have been an immensely funny premise.

When I read the description of this book, I really thought I was in for a treat, something out of my usual genre that would be really entertaining. What I got was a totally immature book in which the few moments of comical brilliance were simply lost by the half of the humor that stems from the basis that the two main vampires have the brains of a single rotten banana shared between the two of them. And don't get me started on the supporting characters, which have the same amount of brains shared among the eight of them. That combined with the nonstop sexual content is a real letdown. (Mind you, I'm no prude when it comes to sexual content, but do I really want to read about these morons and how they quite literally act like animals in bed? I didn't.) This would probably be a hilarious movie, but reading it was like fingernails on a blackboard.

No stars from me on this one. What a disappointment.
VeganFreak avatar reviewed You Suck: A Love Story (Vampire, Bk 2) on
Helpful Score: 9
Sequel to Bloodsucking Fiends. I thought that it was better than the first and much funnier. A few new characters are introduced and I loved them.

Some people have complained about the maturity of the humor, but this is an absurdest comedy and not meant to be high-brow. A few of the characters are teenagers, so yes, they are immature, but still witty.

If he rights a third book in this series, I would definitely read it!
sevenspiders avatar reviewed You Suck: A Love Story (Vampire, Bk 2) on + 73 more book reviews
Helpful Score: 6
Having read and loved Bloodsucking Fiends, which introduces the vampire Jody and her boyfriend/minion Tommy Flood, I was delighted to get my hands on You Suck, the long overdue sequel. Picking up where Fiends left off, You Suck chronicles the further exploits of these two hapless immortals.

Now that Tommy is also a vampire, they face a whole new set of problems, not the least of which is finding a food source other than a giant shaved cat in a red sweater. Tommy's former vampire-hunting buddies are now under the influence of a blue hooker from Vegas who has taken all their money and wheedled them into stalking their old pal. The ancient vampire who Tommy and Jody defeated earlier is back on the prowl and has gotten into a sidewalk war with a street performer. Their new minion, goth girl Abby Normal, is convinced that "the vampire Lord Flood" is her dark master and that Jody is an 800 year old Celtic countess.

You Suck was as much fun as Bloodsucking Fiends, and included the addition of several hilarious new characters, especially Abby Normal and Chet the giant shaved cat. But the ending is more bittersweet than in the first, and leaves Tommy and Jody questioning what effect being a vampire has on being in love. The ending sombered the overall high spirits of the book, but it was still at least 98% as much fun as the first.
reviewed You Suck: A Love Story (Vampire, Bk 2) on + 93 more book reviews
Helpful Score: 4
Such a great, funny vampire story. Also read Bloodsucking Fiends which was the prequel to this book, even though you can read this totally stand alone. 5 stars*****
starfkr avatar reviewed You Suck: A Love Story (Vampire, Bk 2) on + 53 more book reviews
Helpful Score: 3
Quirky and funny quick read. I enjoyed the book very much but I think it appeals to people who enjoy black humor and dark wit. If you are someone who considers themselves a "Goth girl" (as I do, although I'm most defintely now a woman), you will get a real kick out of a few of the characters portrayed in the book. It's a fabulous parody of goth culture. I'm looking forward to reading more Moore (pun intended).
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bobbytc avatar reviewed You Suck: A Love Story (Vampire, Bk 2) on
GREAT!!!! I loved it!!!
Cheese avatar reviewed You Suck: A Love Story (Vampire, Bk 2) on + 324 more book reviews
I loved this book, of couse I love almost everything that I have read of Christopher Moore. Yes the character Tommy is extremely whiny and annoying throughout the book, but the rest of the characters make up for it. The old drunk guy would probably be me if I was an old drunk guy. Not many authors can actually make me laugh out loud. Christopher Moore can everytime. I can't wait to read the third book "BITE ME".
reviewed You Suck: A Love Story (Vampire, Bk 2) on + 8 more book reviews
I tried to like this book - I really did. But after several chapters, I gave up. I just could not make myself care about these characters.
justreadingabook avatar reviewed You Suck: A Love Story (Vampire, Bk 2) on + 1712 more book reviews
This was a freaking riot! Love the biting wit and oh so funny real life characters that bring it all. The story moves along quickly, characters are very well developed and so relatable even if a couple of them are vampires. Not your typical romantic sexy vampires but more like what the heck am I gonna do now vampires. Lots of swearing so be prepared.
serseb avatar reviewed You Suck: A Love Story (Vampire, Bk 2) on + 6 more book reviews
A typical C. Moore book, VERY FUNNY! Loved it.
reviewed You Suck: A Love Story (Vampire, Bk 2) on + 4 more book reviews
I just find Christopher Moore's writing style so conversational and engaging, very easy to read, without fluff but with tons of content, imagery and of course HUMOR. A very dry and witty storyteller, Christopher Moore has approached this particular genera like no other has even thought to and I for one - a huge fan of the vampire genera - find it totally awesome.

I have read Lamb as well, and I have to say that I am completely hooked. Paperback swappers, give up your Christopher Moore's!!! :)
ForeverDreaming avatar reviewed You Suck: A Love Story (Vampire, Bk 2) on + 14 more book reviews
I just finished reading this and I can't wait until the 3rd book in this series comes out. I thought Bloodsucking Fiends was a great book and then I read You Suck. What a great story. It is funny and suspenseful! You should definitely read Bloodsucking Fiends first or you will miss some of the little things. Make sure you understand when you read his books that they are meant to be funny, not serious. I have to say I was sad the book was over and I immediately went online to Christopher Moore's page and found that there will be a third book! I can't wait. I will buy it as soon as it is released!
reviewed You Suck: A Love Story (Vampire, Bk 2) on + 18 more book reviews
An interesting read. Not the best in the world but okay.
candieb avatar reviewed You Suck: A Love Story (Vampire, Bk 2) on + 239 more book reviews
Kind of a follow up to Bloodsucking Fiends. And it's funny, really funny. Christopher Moore does what he does best. Make you laugh, make you roll your eyes and makes you laugh some more. Read and try not to giggle. I dare you.


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