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Book Review of My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
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Much better than Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang. About equivalent to Are You There, Vodka?

This time around, Chelsea talks about the slut-o-lympics that was her 20s. Black dudes were too big for her down there so she couldn't have sex with them (or so she says), her one time with a midget resulted in nothing more than heavy petting before she passed out (or so she says), and the one guy who smacked her butt until it was black and blue was just barely legally an adult (or so she says).

She's no one's idea of a role model, but the book is amusing.