Of course, I had to check out the beginning for the "sordid youthful adventures", (note: the front flap only refers to "youthful adventures"), the best that I could come up with was putting tweezers in an electrical outlet, setting off a stink bomb in junior high, and dumpster diving for electrical parts. Anyway, I left Chico a month after the brewery was founded because I couldn't find a job, so I guess I wasn't looking in the right places (opera star jobs were scarce).
