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Book Review of Don't Read This Book, Whatever You Do!

Don't Read This Book, Whatever You Do!
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Cute book for ages 5-8
Series of funny poems about school
For example***
Don't Read This Book Whatever You Do!
(Teacher is sneaking peeks at her book while she is talking to students)
Caution!
Warning!
Alarm!
I am your teacher,
And I am begging you

Don't read this book
Whatever you do
It's as if I'm stuck
To it like glue
Read it today
As I walked to school

Forgot attendance
Then book money too
Sneaked peeks during math
I confess, it's true

Didn't eat my lunch
Just read right through

Now color the lakes
On your maps in blue.
I'll try to finish
Before gym at two.