R E K. (bigstone) - , reviewed on 11/25/2011 + 1453 more book reviews

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Four of us read this one today. Let me share some parts that had us chuckling:

Santa's twin is evil, has locked the merry man away and stolen his sleigh to create havoc:

"They land on the roof, quiet and sneaky,
Oh, but this Santa is fearfully freaky;
He Whispers a warning to each reindeer,
leaning close to make sure they hear:
'You Have relatives back at the Pole -
antlered, gentle, quite innocent souls.

'So if you fly off while I'm inside,
back to the Pole on a plane I will ride,
I'll have a picnic in the midnight sun:
reindeer pie, pate, reindeer in a bun,
reindeer salad, and hot reindeer soup,
oh, all sorts of tasty reindeer goop.'"

Or:

"'Where's Mrs. Claus?' Emmy asks with awe,
'Bernice?' says a deer. 'She's at a spa
in California, Somewhere on the coast,
bathing in the sun, brown as toast.'"

Take a few minute to enjoy this one. A funny, funny read and an unsual way to begin the season.

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