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Generic Profile avatar Worst books I've read...or tried to read. I think that says it all! Okay, these are mostly books read in the last decade...I've forgotten most of the others, before I started rating books. Only #1-4 garnered a single star (& I vaguely remember I didn't finish at least one of those). So, I deci
List created by Julie on May 24, 2015
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Body Surfing by Anita Shreve
Spellbinding novel about a young widow torn between two brothers she meets one New England summer, "Body Surfing" is from the bestselling author of "A Wedding in December" and "The Pilot's Wife," an Oprah Book Club selection.

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Firmin by Sam Savage
In the basement of a Boston bookstore, Firmin is born in a shredded copy Finnegans Wake, nurtured on a diet of Zane Grey, Lady Chatterley’s Lover, and Jane Eyre (which tastes a lot like lettuce). While his twelve siblings gnaw these books obliviously, for Firmin the words, thoughts, deeds,...  more

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The Good Fairies of New York by Martin Millar
Dinnie, an overweight enemy of humanity, was the worst violinist in New York, but was practicing gamely when two cute little fairies stumbled through his fourth-floor window and vomited on the carpet. . . .When a pair of fugitive Scottish thistle fairies end up transplanted to Manhattan by...  more

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Until Lilly by Aurora Rose Reynolds
When Cash Mayson was forced to choose between the love of his life and his unborn child, he knew exactly what he had to do. No matter how broken it left him. When Lilly Donovan was forced to accept that the guy she loved wasn?t who she thought he was and became a single mother, she knew exactly...  more

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Beer Is Better Than Women Because... by Unknown Author
46 hilarious cartoons on why beer is better than women by the Cucumber Group (Brooks, Hanbery, Matz, Westover), published by the Ivory Tower Publishing Group, known for their fabulously funny cartoons books.

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American Shaolin: Flying Kicks, Buddhist Monks, and the Legend of Iron Crotch: An Ody...
Bill Bryson meets Bruce Lee in this raucously funny story of one scrawny American's quest to become a kung fu master at China's legendary Shaolin Temple. Growing up a ninety-pound weakling tormented by bullies in the schoolyards of Kansas, young Matthew Polly dreamed of one day...  more

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Legends: Hunters and Heroes (Hunters, Bk 7) by Shiloh Walker
Journey into the world of the Hunters-men and women of myth, of legend. The Huntress is a story of strength, bravery, and the incredible risks a woman will take for love. Escape into the legend of the Huntress and discover how it all began. Malachi-A legend among his own kind. Even among the...  more

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Alphas' Mate by Leah Brooke
 When Lacey Roberts visits her beloved godmother, the last thing she needs is more complications. She's on the run helping a woman and child disappear. But her godmother's grandsons are definitely complications. All four have decided she's their mate. To top it all off, she...  more

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How to Tame a Modern Rogue by Diana Holquist
Commitment-phobic Sam Carson has only dated model-gorgeous women. But one stolen kiss from a plain-Jane schoolteacher and he's hell-bent on stripping away her floral dresses and teaching her the art of being bad. If only her good-girl ways didn't make him want to be a better man...Ally...  more

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I'd Like Mornings Better If They Started Later (Main Street Editions) by Nancy Davis
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One-Yard Wonders: 101 Fabulous Fabric Projects by Rebecca Yaker & Patricia Hoskin...
With more than 200,000 copies in print, Storey's One-skein Wonders series is an unqualified success. Now, for the first time in the series, fabric takes center stage! And the timing couldn't be better. Sewing machine sales have doubled over the past 10 years, and crafters are discovering the joy...  more

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The Crafter's Companion: Tips, Tales and Patterns from a Community of Creative Minds ...
In a world where every material desire can be filled by ready-made, machine-perfect goods, why do some people still insist on doing things by hand? The Crafter's Companion is for everybody who loves the world of handcrafts and anybody who's ever wondered what exactly there is to love...  more

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Gaia Project: 2012; The Earth's Coming Great Changes by Hwee-Yong Jang
Youve seen the signs: earthquakes, volcanoes, hurricanes, tsunamis, holes in the ozone layer, an increase in UFO sightings. Youve asked yourself, What is going on? But thats not the question you should be asking. The real question is, Why are these massive Earth changes occurring now? The...  more

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Super Simple Quilts #1 with Alex Anderson and Liz Aneloski: 9 Pieced Projects from St...
Good things come in threes! * Three super-easy quilts, each in three sizes, with three fabric styles to choose from * One supply list makes all three quilts Three is a magic number...especially in this easy-to-use book that features three fast, fun quilts! Three easy designs to choose from,...  more

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Last Whisper by Carlene Thompson
Someone is tracking her every move.A killer who knows that true nightmares never end…And that the perfect murder is always worth waiting for…Brooke Yeager’s childhood ended the night she crept downstairs to find her beautiful, gentle mother, Anne, lying in a pool of blood....  more

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The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian by Sherman Alexie & Ellen Forney ...
Sherman Alexie tells the story of Junior, a budding cartoonist growing up on the Spokane Indian Reservation. Determined to take his future into his own hands, Junior leaves his troubled school on the rez to attend an all-white farm town high school where the only other Indian is the school...  more

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The Black Sheep and the English Rose (Unholy Trinity, Bk 3) by Donna Kauffman
Finn Dalton is the black sheep of his privileged family -- because he's always trying to do the right thing. But do good guys let bad girls go free? Ask British heiress Felicity Trent. Finn should have called the cops when he caught Felicity with a fortune in stolen jewels. But after the hot...  more

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Lord of the Flies (Penguin Great Books of the 20th Century) by William Golding
These deluxe editions are packaged with French flaps, acid-free paper, and rough front. "This brilliant work is a frightening parody on man's return. . . to that state of darkness from which it took him thousands of years to emerge. . . Superbly written." --The New York TimesOther Penguin Great...  more

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Wild Card (Elite Ops, Bk 1) by Lora Leigh
A FATAL ESCAPE It was supposed to be simple. All Navy SEAL Nathan Malone had to do was rescue three young girls from a Colombia drug cartel, then allow himself to be captured just long enough to draw out a government spy. That was before his mission went disastrously wrong...and before his...  more

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The Book Thief by Markus Zusak
It’s just a small story really, about among other things: a girl, some words, an accordionist, some fanatical Germans, a Jewish fist-fighter, and quite a lot of thievery. . . .Set during World War II in Germany, Markus Zusak’s groundbreaking new novel is the story of Liesel Meminger,...  more

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Real Vampires Get Lucky (Real Vampires, Bk 3) by Gerry Bartlett
When a female loan shark named Lucky is attacked and left for dead, vampire Glory St. Clair turns her into one of the undead to save her... but eternity would have been safer without her.  Vamps prefer a low profile, and that's not Lucky's style.  She prefers to flaunt her sexy...  more

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The Cat in the Hat Movie Storybook by Justine Fontes (Adapter) & Ron Fontes (Adap...
Conrad, who always does the opposite of what he is told, Sally, a tattletale, and their fish spend a day with a mischievous cat and foil the plans of their nasty neighbor, Mr. Quinn. The Cat has arrived, and he₂s got a hat full of fun to save Conrad and Sally from a boring rainy afternoon....  more

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The Decorators Problem Solver: 100 CREATIVE ANSWERS TO YOUR MOST COMMON DECORATING DI...
Here are 100 achievable, stylish answers to everyday, real-life decorating problems, with innovative solutions to suit your skill level, budget, and taste. Organized by type of problem -walls, floors, doors, etc.-this extensively illustrated guide presents up to seven solutions for each problem,...  more

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200 Beading Tips, Techniques & Trade Secrets: An Indispensable Compendium of Technica...
Just like having an expert on call 24 hours a day--here are the answers to any beading questions or dilemmas you might have. Whether stringing, wiring, or beadweaving, step-by-step photographs, diagrams, and clear instructions will guide you through each stage of your work. The techniques are...  more

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Blood Before Sunrise (Shaede Assassin, Bk 2) by Amanda Bonilla
What you can't see can kill you... For months Darian and her Shaede guardian Raif have searched for the Oracle who attempted to overthrow the Shaede Nation--and kill Darian in the bargain. But now that they've finally found the half-crazed Oracle, for their efforts they are granted...  more

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Super Simple Quilts #3 with Alex Anderson & Liz Aneloski: 9 Pieced Projects from Stri...
Nine all-new Super Simple quilt projects offer 3 fun pieced designs in 3 sizes and 3 colorful fabric styles.

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Play Dirty (Bounty Hunters, Bk 1) by Lorie O'Clare
Heartthrob bounty hunter Greg King knows how to work it -- and he knows that he can have any woman he wants. But there’s more to Greg than meets the eye…and he’s still haunted by the memory of his beautiful, estranged wife. Much as he’s tried to move on, he’s never...  more

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Goodnight Moon by Margaret Wise Brown & Clement Hurd (Illustrator)
In a great green room, tucked away in bed, is a little bunny. "Goodnight room, goodnight moon." And to all the familiar things in the softly lit room -- to the picture of the three little bears sitting in chairs, to the clocks and his socks, to the mittens and the kittens, to...  more

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Cops and Cowboys: Her Wildest Dreams / Cowboy and the Captive by Shiloh Walker & ...
HER WILDEST DREAMS by Shiloh Walker Timid and shy, in her wildest dreams, Allie never imagined Alex would look at her with anything more than friendship and maybe a little pity in his eyes. As if living a nightmare, one horrible night Allie is attacked, and Alex comes rushing to her rescue....  more

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Surprisingly Simply Quilts: From Australian Patchwork & Quilting Magazine (That Patch...
Add beauty and brilliance to quilts without all the work! Great fabric and color combinations are the key to gorgeous quilts, and this collection of patterns proves that easy and eye-catching can make the perfect quilting team. • Choose from over a dozen projects that require no...  more

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Lust by Charlotte Featherstone
Of old, humans and Faeries have dwelt side by side in parallel realms. Only the canniest mortals recognize the alluring creatures that often walk - and lie - among them. The righteous Fae of the Seelie Court cherish an ancient quarrel with their Dark counterparts: a curse born of anger and...  more

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The Book of Blessings: A New Prayer Book for the Weekdays, the Sabbath, and the New M...
Through the act of blessing, we awaken our appreciation of the world's abiding gifts. In The Book of Blessings, Marcia Falk re-creates Jewish prayer by offering new blessings, poems and meditations that focus on the sacred potential of each moment. Evoking the diversity of human experience,...  more

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Dark Seduction (Masters of Time, Bk 1) by Brenda Joyce
Highland warriors sworn to protect innocence through the ages... Malcolm of Dunroch is a newly chosen Master, a novice to his extraordinary--and dangerous--powers. But he has already broken his vows--and a young woman's death is on his hands. Malcolm is determined to fight his darkest...  more

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True Green at Work: 100 Ways You Can Make the Environment Your Business by Kim Mckay ...
Now, from the authors of the quintessential how-to-go-green guide for individuals and households, this definitive do-it-yourself manual is for the working world—businesses, workers, and day-to-day life at the office. Positive and practical, True Green at Work tells everyone who holds a job,...  more

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Embrace the Night (Love Spell) by Amanda Ashley
MASTER OF DARKNESS, MISTRESS OF LIGHT A creature doomed to wander the earth in eternal darkness, he searches for someone to share the endless night of his existence, for that one woman who would recognize the man within the monster. An angel of purity, she feared the mysterious stranger...  more

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The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupery & Richard Howard (Translator)
Few stories are as widely read and as universally cherished by children and adults alike as The Little Prince. Richard Howard's new translation of the beloved classic--published to commemorate the 100th anniversary of Antoine de Saint-Exupéry's birth--beautifully reflects...  more

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The Devil's Due (Morgan Kingsley, Bk 3) by Jenna Black
Possession was never this much fun. Trust me or die-That's the choice Morgan Kingsley, exorcist, is given by the gorgeous rogue demon who's gotten inside her. The truth is, Morgan has dozens of reasons not to trust anyone, from the violence that torched her house and killed her father to a love...  more

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Just Peachy by Jill Winters
Peach Kelley brings a little light into the lives of everyone she works with-or so she likes to think. And she's a whiz at helping her coworkers at Millennium Gift Baskets with their romantic problems. Even though her own love life is the pits, finding a boyfriend is the last thing on her...  more

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The Magic Finger by Roald Dahl & Quentin Blake (Illustrator)
What happens when the hunter becomes the hunted? To the Gregg family, hunting is just plain fun. To the girl who lives next door, it's just plain horrible. She tries to talk them out of it, the Greggs only laugh at her. Then one day the Greggs go too far, and the little girl turns her...  more

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The Accidental Werewolf (Accidentals, Bk 1) by Dakota Cassidy
When Marty Andrews gets bitten by a mangy mutt while walking her teacup poodle, her blond hair darkens, the hair on her legs starts growing at an alarming rate, and her mood swings put her dream job as a sales rep for Bobbie-Sue Cosmetics in serious jeopardy. Then a drool-worthy man shows up at...  more

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Complete Idiot's Guide to Quilting (The Complete Idiot's Guide) by Laura Ehrlich
More than fifteen million Americans enjoy the creative art of quilting, and here's the simple way to join in on this popular craft. From learning to choose the right equipment to making a first project, this book takes the guesswork out of quilting with step-by-step guidelines, clearly stated...  more

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Goodnight Nobody by Jennifer Weiner
New York Times bestselling author Jennifer Weiner's newest novel tells the story of a young mother's move to a postcard-perfect Connecticut town and the secrets she uncovers there. For Kate Klein, a semi-accidental mother of three, suburbia's been full of unpleasant surprises. Her once-loving...  more

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One (Silver Arrow Books) by Richard Bach
A brilliant blend of biography, fantasy, fiction, non-fiction, philosophy, spirituality and inspiration, One will take you on a metaphysical journey into the past and future -- a realm beyond time and space, a setting of infinite worlds and lifetimes. With love a hope as their guides, the Bachs...  more

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Shifter: Shifter's Lady / A Jaguar's Kiss / Mad Dog Love / Sea Crossing by Virginia K...
WHEN IT COMES TO SHAPESHIFTING PARANORMAL ROMANCE, WHO CAN RESIST ... Whether transforming under a blue moon or prowling the streets, the shifters come alive to fulfill the wildest of fantasies in this seductive anthology by four masters of paranormal romance. MAD DOG LOVE by Angela...  more

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Fanged & Fabulous (Immortality Bites, Bk 2) by Michelle Rowen
Just stake me now. My name is Sarah Dearly, and I've got major problems. Last month, I was turned into a vampire by the world's worst blind date. Then I may have, totally by accident, started a war between the mostly peaceful bloodsuckers and a bunch of sociopathic vamp hunters who...  more

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201 Ways to Manage Your Time Better by Alan Axelrod & James Holtje & James Ho...
The day is whizzing by and still, a million things to do! These quick tips, clever shortcuts and simple advice will help make the most of every working moment.

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Conversion by Katherine Howe
From the New York Times bestselling author of The Physick Book of Deliverance Dane comes a chilling mystery—Prep meets The Crucible.   It?s senior year at St. Joan?s Academy, and school is a pressure cooker. College applications, the battle for valedictorian, deciphering boys? texts: Through...  more

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Prince Charming [Mischievous Fairy Tales 1] (Siren Publishing Menage and More) by Hon...
[Menage and More: Erotic Historical Fairy Tale Menage a Trois Romance, M/F/M, HEA] When her mother died, Cinderella was sure that she and her father would fall apart alone. However, that changed when her father met a woman with two daughters of her own. Cindy was sure that life was going to be...  more

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What We Talk About When We Talk About Love: Stories by Raymond Carver
In his second collection of stories, as in his first, Carver's characters are peripheral people--people without education, insight or prospects, people too unimaginative to even give up. Carver celebrates these men and women. Why don't you dance -- Viewfinder -- Mr. Coffee and Mr....  more

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Show Me How: 500 Things You Should Know Instructions for Life From the Everyday to th...
Show Me How is a revolutionary reimagining of the reference genre, one part how-to guide, one part graphic art showpiece, and one part pure inspiration. In a series of 500 nearly wordless, highly informative step-by-step procedurals, readers learn how to do hundreds of useful (and fascinating...  more

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Secret Weapon by Opal Carew
There's only one thing hotter than a man in uniform...when he takes it off. Threesomes and men of the law have always been two of Janine's biggest turn-ons.  So when her boyfriend offers to invite one of his buddies from the police force into their bedroom, it's an offer...  more

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The Madwoman Upstairs by Catherine Lowell
The only remaining descendant of the Brontë family embarks on a modern-day literary scavenger hunt to find the family's long-rumored secret estate, using only the clues her eccentric father left behind, and the Brontës' own novels. Samantha Whipple is used to stirring up...  more

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