What Santa Can't Do Author:Douglas Wood There are lots of things that regular people can do, but Santa can't. Santa can't always remember where he put his pipe. And he can't seem to recall what Mrs. Claus said to get at the grocery store. He can't do as many sit-ups as he used to. Santa can't sleep at night...well, not on the big night. But we all love the things he can do on ... more »Christmas Eve!« less