The Wedding Author:Elizabeth Bevarly Emma's small, simple wedding has turned into the event of the season! — Things to do before the Big Day: — 1: Find something -- anything -- for Mom and Dad to talk about with Taylor's parents . . . — 2: Get a job ... — 3: Discuss strange underwear found in Taylor's laundry ... — 4: Keep the families apart until absolutely necessary ... — 5... more »: Find out exactly what's going on between Aunt Virginia and Taylor's uncle . . .
6: Convince Taylor's mother I don't want $400-a-place-setting Limoges china, Baccarat crystal and sorbet saucers ...
7: Try on all that wicked lingerie from shower ...
8: Recuperate from bachelorette party ...
9: Maybe -- just maybe -- tell Taylor the big secret I've been hiding for years (but then there might not be a wedding) ...