The Way It Really Happened Author:God After a few millennia, you would think a deity might have lost his touch. Not so with everyone?s favorite god, God. Abandoning His well-known style of using allegorical stories, symbolism, and Hebrew, The Lord breaks down the wall between Himself and His devoted disciples. Even hell-bound atheists will want to hear what the divine one has to ... more »say about hot issues such as modern religion, gayness, abortion, and Chinese people. Correcting long-held misconceptions about His role, history, evolution, God insures no one will ever misunderstand where He stands on anything?at least not for a couple weeks when crap will return to business-as-usual.« less