Unidentified Funny Objects Author:Alex Shvartsman (Editor) A collection of humorous science fiction and fantasy. Packed with laughs, it has 29 stories ranging from lighthearted whimsy to the wild and zany. Inside you will find a zombear, tweeting aliens, down-on-their-luck vampires, time twisting belly dancers, moon Nazis, stoned computers, omnivorous sex-maniac pandas, and a spell-casting Albert Einste... more »in.
Contents:
Foreword (Unidentified Funny Objects) • essay by Alex Shvartsman
Timber! / Scott Almes
The Alien Invasion As Seen In The Twitter Stream of @dweebless / Jake Kerr
Dreaming Harry / Stephanie Burgis
Fight Finale from the Near Future / James Beamon
Temporal Shimmies / Jennifer Pelland
The Day They Repossessed My Zombies / K. G. Jewell
Moon Landing / Lavie Tidhar
The Last Dragon Slayer / Chuck Rothman
Love Thy Neighbors / Ken Liu
The Venus of Willendorf / Deborah Walker
The Alchemist's Children / Nathaniel Lee
The Fifty-One Suitors of Princess Jamatpie / Leah Cypess
If You Act Now / Sergey Lukyanenko
No Silver Lining / Zach Shephard
Go Karts for God / Michael Kurland
My Kingdom for a Horse / Stephen D. Rogers
Cake from Mars / Marko Kloos
An Unchanted Sword / Jeff Stehman
The Real Thing / Don Sakers
2001 Revisited via 1969 / Bruce Golden
First Date / Jamie Lackey
One-Hand Tantra / Ferrett Steinmetz
Of Mat and Math / Anatoly Belilovsky
All I Want for Christmas / Siobhan Gallagher;
The Velveteen Golem / David Sklar
The Working Stiff / Matt Mikalatos
Worm's Eye View / Jody Lynn Nye
The Secret Life of Sleeping Beauty / Charity Tahmaseb
El and Al vs. Himmler's Horrendous Horde from Hell / Mike Resnick.