Only Trick Author:Jewel E Ann ?Don?t Look Back in Anger? In one night, I lost five years of my life. Here?s what I know ? I was homeless. I?m a recovering drug addict. My inked skin crawls from lustful eyes. I have a serious aversion to women. My gay partner is a home wrecker. I own a gun and I?m a damn good shot. I?m a makeup artist, but it?s an insult to my ta... more »lent. I?ve never wanted to possess anything except my Ducati ? until I met Darby. Now here?s what I know since that day in the ER when she pieced me back together ? nothing?but a few random thoughts. My new ?friend? is distracting, clingy, and obsessed with acronyms, emojis, and phrases like ?breakfast soul mates.? I didn?t want to like her, but she crawled under my skin and swallowed me whole. Now we?re best friends and she?s my new addiction. I'd drink her from a shot glass, snort her up my nose, or inject her into my veins if I could. What I won?t do ? is ever tell her that. She doesn?t know me ? I don?t know me. When those missing years come back, I think she will hate me ? I think I will hate me. My parents named me Patrick Roth, and this is my story.« less