The Teddy Bear Who Couldn't Do Anything Author:Dina Anastasio The TeddyBear Who Couldn't Do Anything.. All the toys laugh at the teddy bear because he can't do the things they can. He can't march like the soldier, or dance like the ballerina, or play a drum lke the monkey. But when night time comes, they all see why the teddy bear is the most special toy of all.