TTYS Author:EL George, Rita Delude, Olivia Marie, Krystle Able, Rena Marin, Skylar McKinzie, Kiarra M. Taylor, Kathia Iblis TTYS?People say, ?I?m never going on a blind date, again!? ?Why?? We ask. ?Don?t get me started,? they say. Then they start:?He wore coveralls to dinner at a fancy restaurant.? ?He ordered five courses of the most expensive food, plus drinks, and expected me to pick up the tab.? ?He thought a burger and a bag of fries was enough to get into my p... more »ants. Not!? ?She?s one-foot taller and didn?t want my face in her boobs while we danced. Where else was I supposed to put my tongue???He talked about his ex-lovers, but didn?t ask me about my dead ones.? ?The lady didn?t say a dozen words. My dog?s better company. And what a dog she was.? ?He proposed because he?ll be deported next week unless he gets a wife by Friday.? ?She wore her prison clothes. She just got out of the ?joint? and didn?t have time to shop.??He wanted to borrow my credit card for ?just a few days.?? ?She wants to be a ?trophy wife.? Some trophy?I?d have to hide her in a closet.?Blind date fiascos like these will pale in comparison to what Crazy Ink authors have shared in this zany collection of blind dates gone horribly wrong...« less