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The Sweet Potato Queen's Guide to Raising for Fun and Profit on Playaway Author:Jill Conner Browne Playaway is the easiest way to listen to a book on the go. An all-in-one format, the player and content are combined in one 2 ounce unit and it comes with everything you need to start listening immediately. No separate player needed, no CDs, no downloads just press play! — "When does 1+1 = 3 (or more)? When you've got a baby on the way. Part of ... more »that new math, says #1 New York Times bestselling author Jill Conner Browne -- whom USA Today calls ""just plain funny"" -- includes the addition of an outsize sense of humor to balance the equation of your growing family. The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit is a hilarious (though not scientifically tested) wink at the time-honored mysteries of parenting, for anybody who has ever had a kid or has ever known one, knows that the experience is neither fun nor profitable -- so, you might as well laugh! As each generation begins its hopeful, happy, and, yes, sometimes harrowing journey together as parent and child, together they spawn a new body of ""knowledge,"" the nuances of which will elude the experts every time. Here are stories of the things we do for mother love -- or, the most incredibly full-time volunteer job ever -- and tips guaranteed not to be found in any other parenting guide.
-- How to Talk to a Pregnant Woman
-- How the Diamonds on Delivery Policy Can Speed Up the Labor Nature Intended
-- Why a Good Mother Is Always Adept at Subterfuge
-- The List of Things You Wouldn't Think You Would Have to Tell Kids Not to Do
-- Why Mothers of Sons Can Never Retire and
-- Why, for Parents, It's Just a Short Drive to the Poorhouse
The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit will have everyone who's ever been a parent -- or ever thought of becoming one -- or been a child -- or is still one -- giggling and grinning (no small feat) through those child-bearing years...and beyond."« less