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The Smartest, Funniest, Dumbest Things Ever Said
The Smartest Funniest Dumbest Things Ever Said Author:Editors of Reader's Digest "A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds" - now that's pretty smart! "A zebra cannot change its spots" - now that's just plain dumb! However, both were uttered by someone you know, and you'll find out who it was in this entertaining collection of over 3,000 enlightening, brightening and tickling quotes! "This is like D?J? VU all ov... more »er again!" - Yogi Berra "Eighty percent of success is just showing up" - Woody Allen "Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do." - US President 3,517 Quotable Quotes that'll have you LAUGHING your socks off! ?"Super Smart!" "Deliciously Dumb!" "Hilariously Funny!" The Biggest Collection of Wit, Wisdom & Wacky Stuff Ever« less