The Sht No One Tells You About Toddlers Author:Dawn Dais They?re getting bigger. And you?re not getting any more sleep. — Second in the Sh!t No One Tells You series, in The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers Dawn Dais tells it like it is – again – offering real advice for parents of growing children. Filled with tips, encouragement, and a strong dose of humor, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers... more » is a survival handbook for parents on the edge.
Chapters include:
You Suck at This. It?s not just your imagination.
Walking Is Hard. Bruising is considerably less difficult.
Remember When You Judged Other Parents? Prepare to eat your words, with a side of karma?s a bitch.
Restaurants Are Battle Zones. Spoiler Alert: You are not the victor.
Kids Get Sick. Then everyone gets sick.
This Childhood Will Be Televised. Hello, camera phones.
Your TV Has Been Hijacked. By things with very high-pitched voices.
Coming from one empathetic parent to another, the tips in this book are real, clever, honest, and designed to make life with a terrible two- or three-year-old a little bit more manageable. Hilarious, helpful, and handy, this book will be appreciated by any parent who has asked: “Why didn?t anybody warn me that unconditional love would be so much work??« less