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Sh*t My Dad Says
Sht My Dad Says
Author: Justin Halpern
This book is ridiculously hilarious and makes any father look like a normal member of society. Justin Halpern tosses bolts of laughter out of his pocket. In one sweep of a paragraph, he ranges from hysterical to touching. — By recalling his past and the roughness of his father's words, Justin Harper tells a story or how a very blunt father ca...  more »
ISBN-13: 9781611290226
ISBN-10: 1611290228
Publication Date: 2010
Pages: 159
  • Currently 4.5/5 Stars.

4.5 stars, based on 5 ratings
Publisher: !tbooks
Book Type: Paperback
Other Versions: Hardcover
Members Wishing: 0
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doctorslime avatar reviewed Sh*t My Dad Says on + 241 more book reviews
Helpful Score: 9
Dude if this book is anywhere near as funny
as the twitter postings Justin Halpern has been
twitting about his Dad its got to be a Winner!

He's 29 and lives again with his 74 year old Dad...
who says the Greatest things in passing... Justin's Dads Tweets are now a book!

"I didn't say you were ugly. I said your girlfriend is better looking than you, and standing next to her, you look ugly."

"Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fucking Honda Accord."

"Don't start a story with This is SO funny. Be like saying My dick's huge before you screw. Even if you're right you sound like an asshole."

This book is Due to be released on May 4 2010
by Harper Collins, and is only available for Pre-order
right now. MSR - $15.99
reviewed Sh*t My Dad Says on + 27 more book reviews
Helpful Score: 4
This is one of the funniest, if not the funniest, book I have ever read. What keeps it from being mean spirited is that author realizes that he is lucky to have a father that loves him, although not in a warm and fuzzy self-esteem boosting way. In turn, he has a lot of respect for his father. You can open this book to about any page and find something that will make you laugh. I would give it 6 stars if I could.
daredevilgirl013 avatar reviewed Sh*t My Dad Says on + 746 more book reviews
Helpful Score: 3
This book was funnier compared to the t.v. show as they could say and do more compared to what was on t.v. (no bleeping in this book!). I loved it and the way the writer kept things short and to the punch line. There was no long overdrawn stories that made you want to go to bed. It was a laugh out loud fest the whole way through. You won't be disappointed.
J avatar reviewed Sh*t My Dad Says on
Helpful Score: 2
Justin Halpern on twitter is hilarious and this book is just the same. I thought the book was sooooo funny! It is a quick, fantastic read. I would love to meet Justin's dad - but I'd be a little bit scared, too! I hope his dad keeps on spitting out these side-splitting one-liners because I'd love to read a second book!
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Helpful Score: 2
A very short entertaining read.
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buzzby avatar reviewed Sh*t My Dad Says on + 6062 more book reviews
We should all be so lucky to have a dad like this.
berd avatar reviewed Sh*t My Dad Says on + 214 more book reviews
Funny but not quite as funny as I expected it to be. Some of the quotes were hysterical, but many weren't nearly as humorous as I thought they'd be. Overall I enjoyed the book & am intrigued enough to read more books by this author, but I wouldn't consider this one of my favorites of all-time.
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I was laughing out loud! It was a very funny book.