The Sensuous Dirty Old Man Author:Dr. A (Isaac Asimov) "You can be a dirty old man only as long as you live. Once you die, it's over." With utter frankness, Dr. A. touches on every angle of the art of being not only a dirty old man, but a sensuous dirty old man: the stare, the leer, the snicker, the snort, the fatherly squeeze, the uncle-ish tweak, and the "problems": What do you say when the husb... more »and arrives? What do you do when you meet that dread adversary, the dirty old woman? Nothing is left to the imagination!« less