The Second Base Club Author:Greg Trine Elroy?s got one thing on his mind: girls. In an effort to get to second base, he offers to tutor the hot new girl in math, forms a band with his two best friend (okay, so he gets a face full of tomato for his efforts) and joins the wrestling team. He?s a little vague on the whole bases thing, but the jocks have a club dedicated to getting there ... more »with every girl they can. And now that he?s a jock (sort of), maybe Elroy will find out for himself what it means to be a member of the Second Base Club.« less