Satan Loves You Author:Grady Hendrix No matter how much you hate your job, Satan hates his job more. If Heaven is Las Vegas, Hell is Detroit: a chunk of deeply undesirable real estate that's short on funds and falling apart at the seams. But unlike Detroit, Hell is full of damned souls, lazy demons, and dead celebrities who are a constant pain in Satan's butt with their endless whi... more »ning, their petty personal issues, and their irritating demands. No wonder the Lord of Darkness is burnt out, exhausted, bored, and completely depressed.
But now, in the face of a power grab by his former BFF's - the officious and smarmy Heavenly Host - Satan's got to reach deep and find a way to save Hell from a corporate takeover. Along the way he'll have to handle unionized demons, rigged professional wrestling matches, hat-wearing chihuahuas, hyper-violent nuns, and the greatest threat our universe has ever faced: zombie hipsters. Stupid! Violent! Touching! Emotional! And also stupid! There is only one moral in this book: Satan never takes vacations.« less