Sarah Simpson's Rules for Living Author:Rebecca Rupp Sarah Simpson’s Rules for Living: — 1. Don’t lie. — 2. Don’t trust anybody but cats. — 3. Don’t expect happy endings. — 4. Drink skim milk. — 5. Avoid blondes. — Sarah Simpson loves to make lists. She has lists of the things she doesn’t like about her father’s new (blond tennis instructor) wife, things she doesn’t like about her motherâ€... more »™s new (nerdy, zebra-shirt-wearing) boyfriend, and reasons why life is just plain unfair.
Through the school play, new friendships, and adjusted relationships, Sarah begins to realize that change might not be such a horrible thing after all – and that families come in all shapes and sizes.