Santa Knows Author:Cynthia Leitich Smith, Greg Leitich Smith, Steve Bjö, rkman (Illustrator) Alfie F. Snorklepuss doesn't believe in Santa Claus, and he's being a real pest about it. Cranky Alfie is everywhere—on TV, in the newspapers, over the radio—telling boys and girls what he thinks is the truth. Then, one Christmas Eve, the man in red himself packs up Alfie and brings him to the North Pole for an attitude adjus... more »tment, Santa-style.« less