Red Green's Duct Tape Is Not Enough Author:Steve Smith, Bryce Hallett The new book from Canada's favorite humorist and television personality. "If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy." "If you're standing in a puddle, don't touch anything that hums." "Don't trust anything that has no moving parts. Especially if it's a relative." There's a new spokesman for midd... more »le-aged men and his name is Red Green. Red writes with a wit and insight that have made him the voice of reason and humor for every guy that loves power tools. This companion book to Red Green's soon-to-be released movie is sure to please Red's millions of fans throughout the US and Canada. Red is Canada's best known export after Molson beer, eh. Here are Red's most popular tales and impractical advice from his syndicated column, North of Forty. It's a tongue-in-cheek survival guide for every guy trying to cope with an expanding waistline, a receding hairline and a vanishing income. As an added bonus, the book is filled with stills from his upcoming movie to be released by Fox in theaters across North America in Spring 2002. Join Red, Harold Green, Edgar Montrose, Ranger Gord, Dalton Humphries and all the members of the Possum Lodge in Red Green's Duct Tape is Not Enough.« less