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Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs (Real Vampires, Bk 5)
Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs - Real Vampires, Bk 5
Author: Gerry Bartlett
Glory heads to Hollywood for the Grammy awards show with rock star Israel Caine. Here's her chance to walk the red carpet and be on national TV. When she meets a vamp diet guru who promises he can help her finally shed those extra pounds she's been carrying for over four hundred years, she's all for it. But he's Jeremy Blade'...  more »
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ISBN-13: 9780425232231
ISBN-10: 0425232239
Publication Date: 2/2/2010
Pages: 352
Rating:
  • Currently 4/5 Stars.
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4 stars, based on 76 ratings
Publisher: Berkley Trade
Book Type: Paperback
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SandyP avatar reviewed Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs (Real Vampires, Bk 5) on
Helpful Score: 2
I REALLY like this series in fact it is the series that got me into paranormal..HOWEVER , this book stank. In fact it was so bad I will not buy her books again. I purchase all her books the day they hit the shelf at book stores and this one was so bad I will read the next when someone passes it on and then see what I think FROM THERE. Where did she go wrong in this book you may wonder. Well, the author is so hung up on weight (her own I think) that Glory the main character in the book went way over the top talking about her weight. Every other sentence was some lame massively low self esteem comment about her weight. There really wasn't much of a story. We all know she is a plus size vamp and that is cool and cute in most of her books but this made her out to be pathetic. All in all the book rated less than a part of a star. I hope the author wakes up and make the weight a footnote in the story again not the obsessive blathering one got in this book. Can you tell I hated the book :-)
mariep avatar reviewed Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs (Real Vampires, Bk 5) on + 51 more book reviews
Helpful Score: 2
I couldn't finish this book. I think this is 1 of 3 books I haven't/couldn't finish in the last 10 yrs. I finish books...even awful books. So what does that say? I'm officially done with this series....the book is mindless replay of the other 4. Same story, new scene....even the sex scenes were bad. There is much better paranormal out there. Don't waste your time.
katmeowrine avatar reviewed Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs (Real Vampires, Bk 5) on
Helpful Score: 1
I love this series. Gloria is a hoot!! What an imagination the author has. She gets turned while it's that bloated time of month and is stuck in a bloated state for eternity. In this book she goes to Hollywood with a Vampire Celebrity. She gets into more messes as before but you laugh through the book.
Lambchop avatar reviewed Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs (Real Vampires, Bk 5) on + 16 more book reviews
Helpful Score: 1
I really like Gerry's books. I can relate to the over weight...lol I would like to lose 20lbs. myself...lol...
reviewed Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs (Real Vampires, Bk 5) on + 129 more book reviews
Helpful Score: 1
Glory St Claire is a 400 year old vampire who is trying to be a modern girl. He boyfriend/maker thinks she needs a watchdog to protect her. Now she is mentoring a newly made vampire who is a Rock Star. Both men think she is wonderful, she hates her body and dreams of the day when she can be a size 6. I just love these characters and the series is fun to read. Its a cute fantasy, with teeth.
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tiffwitch69 avatar reviewed Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs (Real Vampires, Bk 5) on + 64 more book reviews
Really Ian helped make Glory, at least the he did in the pre stories, and now they are just meeting. Guess the author should have kept better notes. I find stuff like that very annoying.
butcherfan avatar reviewed Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs (Real Vampires, Bk 5) on + 4 more book reviews
i hated this book. i didn't even want to finish it, but i forced myself through. The endless weight blathering and selfishness of Glory in this book were extremely annoying. She is supposedly a size 12 which is not really even a plus size. if she were really a size 12 she would not be able to wear most of the vintage clothes mentioned in other books. i may give the next book a chance because of Valdez but if she continues on with the weight whining which all of the titles implies then i will stop reading this series.

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Series
Real Vampires  5 of 9
Original Publication Date (YYYY-MM-DD)
People/Characters
Glorianna St. Claire (Primary Character)
Israel (Ray) Caine (Major Character)
Rafael Valdez (Major Character)
Ian MacDonald (Major Character)

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