Not Quite TV Guide Author:Gerald Sussman Written by Gerald Sussman, former editor-in-chief of the “National Lampoon”. It’s Not Quite TV Guide, a sidesplitting parody of that all-American institution read by more than 40 million TV addicts every week. — If your regular TV fare is dull and predictable, you need Not Quite TV Guide where every... more » show is a winner. You’ll enjoy daytime shows like “Zoo Police”, “Little Morons”, and “Examine Your Underwear”, soaps such as “Break the Wind” and “Take My Children”, and even game shows like “Goose Me” and “Shave Your Puppy”.
Evenings offer hundreds of new programs: “The Hills of Blue Street”, “Unreal People”, Pocky and Pizzaface”, and those perfect clones of “Dallas” -- “Cleveland”, “Portland”, and “Des Moines”. Specials that can’t be missed include “The Miss World Gorilla Beauty Pageant”, “Snoppy Visits the PLO”, and “The Little Sperm Who Could”.
Not Quite TV Guide also gives you provocative feature articles, zany reviews, and wacky gossip about your favorite TV stars. Nothing is left out. There’s plenty for everybody -- men, women, children, health nuts, food freaks, and even special ethnic groups.
Not Quite TV Guide is not quite “TV Guide” -- and it’s quite a lot funnier. « less