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All the Presidents' Pets : The Story of One Reporter Who Refused to Roll Over
All the Presidents' Pets The Story of One Reporter Who Refused to Roll Over Author:Mo Rocca In this new edition of All the Presidents’ Pets you’ll find: — • Presidents: 42 — • Poops on White House rug: 1 — • References to President Chester Alan Arthur’s hip muttonchops: 1 — • Press corps reporters still wearing Ugg Boots: 2 — • Scenes taking place in Wolf Blitzer’s Japanese... more » garden: 2
• Cartoon beagles packing heat: 1
• References to the Sacred Feminine: 0
• References to the Sacred Animal: 12
• Near-death escapes by Fox News’ Alan Colmes: 3
• Vulgar LBJ animal expressions: 6
• Secrets of the universe from Stephen Hawking: 1
• Body count: 57 (plus one slug pumped into Dr. Phil’s backside)
• Fox News hotties: 8
• Appearances by evangelist Pat Robertson in a tank top: 1
• Sports practiced by Condi Rice each day before 5 a.m.: 3
• Plus . . . a long-awaited debunking of the Jimmy Carter killer rabbit story!« less