Pet Peeves - Haskell Blevins, Bk 1 Author:Taylor McCafferty Private investigator Haskell Blevins puts up his shingle in Pigeon Fork, Ky. But there's not much business for the sleuth in his sleepy hometown--until local beauty Cordelia Turley hires him to solve a case that baffles the police. Her grandmother has been murdered, along with Grammy's pet cat and parakeet. The chase is then afoot. Haske... more »ll interviews a flurry of suspects: Cordelia's mousy sister Eunice and her brutish husband Joe Eddy; Delbert, Joe Eddy's sidekick and the town drunk; and lovable Grampap Turley, henpecked even from the beyond. Emmaline, Pigeon Fork's "cat lady", finds one of her pets poisoned; an unsuccessful attempt is made to do away with Haskell's dog, and the tires on his truck are slashed.« less
Ms. McCafferty is a very witty writer. This mystery is set in a small town in Kentucky, with assorted colorful locals and a "Howdy Doody" type detective.
I read only 3 pages.
It reads like an old time detective show.
When he gave one reason for not dating Melba, "Poor Melba is lugging around about one hundred extra pounds- quite a few which she sit on"
Then the next paragraph he is watching some "10" head to his office and he says "and watching her finish going up those last few steps made me real sorry I hadn't been there for the entire climb."
That is when I said forget this. I always give a book a 100 pages, this book is lucky it got 3.