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The Penultimate Peril (A Series of Unfortunate Events, Bk 12) (Audio Cassette) (Unabridged)
The Penultimate Peril - A Series of Unfortunate Events, Bk 12 - Audio Cassette - Unabridged Author:Lemony Snicket, Tim Curry (Narrator) Read by Tim Curry — Unabridged, 4 cassettes, run time 6 hours — Dear Reader, — If this is the first book you found while searching for a book to read next, then the first thing you should know is that this next-to-last book is what you should put down first. Sadly, this book presents the penultimate chronicle of the lives of the Baudelaire orphans,... more » and the first thing you should know about this next-to-last book is that it is next-to-first in its supply of misery, despair, and unpleasantness.
Probably the next-to-last things you would like to read about are the first things you would encounter in this next-to-last book, including a harpoon gun, a rooftop sunbathing salon, two mysterious initials, three unidentified triplets, a notorious villain, an unsavory curry, and several people you might find distressingly familiar and familiarly distressing.
Next-to-last things are the first thing to be avoided, and so allow me to recommend that you put this next-to-last book down first, and find something else to read next at last, such as the next-to-last book in another chronicle, or a chronicle containing other next-to-last things, so that this next-to-last book does not become the next-to-last book you will read.