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Paddy the Englishman, Paddy the Irishman and Paddy the Scotsman Jokes
Paddy the Englishman Paddy the Irishman and Paddy the Scotsman Jokes Author:Des MacHale This book is a celebration of all three Paddies. Paddy the Englishman, Paddy the Irishman and Paddy the Scotsman took up a collection for their church and the problem arose as to how much they should give to the church. ĉI draw a line on the ground,Ĉ said Paddy the Englishman, ĉAnd I throw all the money up in the air. What falls to the left of t... more »hat line, I keep for myself and what falls to the right of the line I give to the church.Ĉ ĉI draw a circle on the ground,Ĉ said Paddy the Scotsman, ĉAnd I too throw all the money up in the air. What falls outside the circle I keep for myself and what falls inside the circle I give to the church.Ĉ ĉI just throw all the money up in the air,Ĉ said Paddy the Irishman, ĉAnd what God doesn't want he throws down againĈ.« less