The Nutty News Author:Ron Barrett It looks like a newspaper, but the resemblance stops there. Ron Barrett?s off-the-wall parody covers such interesting news stories as ?Gerbile Elected President of France? and ?One-Minute-a-Day School Opens;? an interview with New York?s first teddy bear cab driver; a weather forecast prepared by the United States Bureau of Guessing; an entertai... more »nment section with a preview of the new TV season return of ?Real Stupid World;? a home and family section with a Dear Gabby column, Your Horoscope, and other ridiculously unhelpful items. And what?s a newspaper without sports and comics? The Nutty News has it all plus lots of side-splitting advertisements. What?s funnier: Ron Barrett?s illustrations or his fake journalism? Our unscientific poll of five kids was split 50/50.