Nobody's Poodle Author:Nikki Attree Nobody's Poodle is a wooftastic 'tail' about a loveable ex-pat pooch uprooted from his home in cold, damp, muddy old England to start a new life in Tenerife - a Spanish holiday island, located off the coast of Africa. He writes, from a canine point of view of course, about settling down in a new country, coping with the cultural differences, and... more » learning the language (although woof-speak is universal, mas o menos, there are still some differences which need to be understood) Full of twists and turns, with a cast of wonderful woofers, and some beautiful illustrations, it will make you laugh and it will make you cry. It?s a book for dog lovers of all ages, an insight into the canine universe, and a celebration of their Zen-like stoicism in the face of human stupidity, indifference, and cruelty. Quite simply it?s the dog?s danglies of a book. Some of the profits from Nobody?s Poodle will be donated to help the animal rescue shelters in Tenerife.« less