Ned Feldman Space Pirate Author:Daniel Pinkwater Nine-year-old Ned Feldman is left home alone while his parents go to see some professional wrestling matches. When he hears a noise in the kitchen, he discovers a spacecraft that looks just like the kitchen sink. Aboard the spacecraft is Captain Lumpy Lugo, a.k.a. Bugbeard the Pirate. Bugbeard whisks his new friend off into space, where they enc... more »ounter giant space chickens, warm snow, and a yeti.« less