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The Mad Book of Sex, Violence and Home Cooking
The Mad Book of Sex Violence and Home Cooking Author:Dick DeBartolo I had a theory--that sex and violence was being used to seduce Americans and force them into spending their hard earned bucks! But was my theory valid? I thought I'd ask my secretary, Ginger Jugs! — I pushed my intercom button and asked Ginger to come into my office. — She entered, one long, luscious leg after the other... — Ginger was tall, st... more »acked! She couldn't type, but she could play the blues on a trumpet in a way that left men weak.
This was no ordinary secretary! You didn't ask her about sex and violence without warming up the subject first...
Not wanting others to hear, I whispered my question in her ear! My breath was hot and heavy...
I was correct! She agreed! Sex was definitely being used to seduce people! Movies, television and magazines were full of it! Even rotten paperback books were using it as a come on!
And that's how this book came to be! By the time you've finished reading it, you'll know how to avoid being suckered into buying things that pander to your sexual and violent instincts! Consider the money you've already wasted on this trash, the cost of your first lesson!« less