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The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 (an adventure for 3-6 players, levels 2-5)
The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment 2 - an adventure for 3-6 players, levels 2-5 Author:Carlton Mellick III ARE YOU READY TO PLAY SOME DUNGEONS AND FUCKING DRAGONS?The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 is an absurd comedy about a group of adventurers (elf, halfling, bard, dwarf, assassin, thief) going through an existential crisis after having discovered that they are really just pre-rolled characters living inside of a class... more »ic AD&D role playing game. While exploring the ruins of Tardis Keep, these 6 characters must deal with their inept Dungeon Master's retarded imagination and resist their horny teenaged players' commands to have sex with everything in sight. Featuring: punk rock elf chicks, death metal orcs, porn-addicted beholders, a goblin/halfling love affair, a gnoll orgy, and a magical dildo that holds the secrets of the universe. "Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles... and the kinkiest fans!" --CHRISTOPHER MOORE "If you like satires which are highly imaginative, subversive, gory, funny as hell and completely surreal CM3 may be your literary messiah." --RICARDO GONZALEZ DEL VALLE "Mellick is smarter than the dumbness he tries to coat his writing in; you feel like you're reading a comic or watching MTV - but underneath there is something deeper and smarter than the cartoonish presentation before your eyes." --EUCHIRD« less