How to Survive Junior High Author:Ann Hodgman, Patty Marx, Mena Dolobowsky Junior high humor! — You're not in grade school anymore! — Welcome to the wonderful world of junior high. Here's everything you need to know to survive in this strange new world, including ten surefire ways to distract your teacher, why you shouldn't throw your chocolate pudding on the cafeteria ceiling, how to blame a bad grade on your school sup... more »plies, plus answers to all the mysteries of life in junior thigh.