How to Sharpen Pencils Author:David Rees A Practical & Theoretical Treatise on the Artisanal Craft of Pencil Sharpening for Writers, Artists, Contractors, Flange Turners, Anglesmiths, & Civil Servants. — A hilarious guide to the lost art of artisanal pencil sharpening Have you got the right kind of point on your pencil? Do you know how to achieve the perfe... more »ct point for the kind of work you need out of that pencil? Deep in New York's Hudson River Valley, craftsman David Rees, "the world's number one #2 pencil sharpener," still practices the age-old art of manual pencil sharpening. In 2010, he began offering his artisanal service to the world, to the jubilation of artists, writers, draftsmen, and standardized test takers. Now, in a book that is both a manifesto and a fully-illustrated walk-through of the many, many, many ways to sharpen a pencil, he reveals the secrets of his craft. By the time you're through this book, you will know how to get the perfect point on your pencil without injuring yourself. And if you think it's a joke, why don't you poke yourself with your newly sharpened pencil? Or better yet, don't---because it'll really hurt.« less