The Girl Who Couldn't Stop Arguing Author:Melissa Kite Madison Flight refuses to be born for five days. She comes out eventually ? kicking, screaming, and scarred for life by forceps ? but it isn?t long before her mother, Cynthia, realises the terrible truth: she has given birth to the world?s first arguing baby. — Cyntha?s husband Mitchell soon takes off in terror, leaving her to raise their quarrel... more »some rugrat with only the help of the next door neighbour Shirley ? a sadistic retired nurse who detests children.
Madison?s young life is full of proud milestones: at the age of one she breaks the world record for the number of times anyone has said the word `no? during a two week Spanish package holiday - 4,477 times ? and she gets better with practice. Lots of practice.
This is the story of a girl who wanted to be right rather than happy. This is the story of the girl who couldn?t stop arguing.« less