The Ghost of Scootertrash Past Author:Mark Edmonds, Mark Tiger Edmonds Continuing where he left off in Longrider, Tiger Edmonds again mixes philosophy, travel, psychology, and politically incorrect political wit (wisdom? rants?) into a humorous and hearty hunters stew. And in this recounting, Tiger introduces his grandfather"the marriage counselor," "the metaphysician," "the jockey," "the alchemist," "t... more »he teamster" (its an ill wind that blows your ass off the road,)as a counterpoint to Tigers own observations. The grandfather? Who cant help loving a man who from his deathbed tells his grandson, "Hell, boy, Im just dyin. I aint goin to quit lovin you." The writer? Who cant help but loving a writer who, despite curmudgeonly looks and attitude, gives this advice to young riders: "Dont never cross the border holding. Neither one. Either direction. Clean your mirrors often. Dont go where you aint been invited. Change your socks often. Carry extra light bulbs. Blow your nose often. Dont climb on anything you cant ride."« less