Funniest Stories for Grownups Only Author:Bill Adler He met his ex-wife at a party and after a few drinks suggested that they have another try at marriage. She sneered: "Over my dead body." He sneered: "I see you haven't changed a bit." — "I'm sorry Max," she said, "I can never learn to love you." "Gee, that's too bad," said ... more »Max, "and after I'd saved nearly ten grand, too." "Give me one more lesson."
A gorgeous girl walked into the psychiatrist's office. No sooner had she closed the door, when the doctor ripped off her clothes and attacked her. After fifteen minutes, he got up and said, " Well that takes care of my problem. What's yours?"« less