It's All Your Fault Author:Paul Rudnick "Paul Rudnick makes me lie hysterical on the floor, screeching with laughter and sobbing with fury that I can't write the way he does." -- E. Lockhart, author of We Were Liars and The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks — Up until forty-eight hours ago, Caitlin had never: — Tasted alcohol, kissed a boy, sang in public at the top of her lu... more »ngs, kidnapped anyone or --- WHAT? STOLEN A CONVERTIBLE?
Now she's in jail and has no idea what to tell:
The police, her parents, the mayor, all of those camera crews and everyone on Twitter.
She has just noticed that:
Her nose is pierced and -- WAIT? IS THAT A TATTOO?
She blames one person for the entire insane weekend: