Dressage Unscrambled Author:Bill Woods A dressage book that references Michael Jordan, ocean liners, magnetic bottles, juke boxes, cannibalism, crop circles, Babe the Blue Ox, Mitt Romney, Dilbert, Barbra Streisand's brother, green Jello, and a further cast of thousands---it's Dressage Unscrambled! Author Bill Woods has put together dozens of stories and anecdotes that elucida... more »te, illustrate, and demystify hoary dressage principles while managing to skewer the sacred bovines---both two and four legged---of our sport. Read his slightly off center takes on perennially burdensome topics like attention, self carriage, and connection. Mix in the hits and near misses of insight that a lifetime of teaching brings. Add in 40 years of weirdness gleaned from scribes, riders, teachers, and unindicted dressage co-conspirators, and you get a book that will bring a pile of smiles, a bucket of chuckles, and even an occasional spasmodic rotflol episode.« less