Danny Yates Must Die Author:Stephen Walker Follow the adventures of sad Danny Yates on the run from the Great Osmosis, formerly a failed magician, now a rapacious landlord with a bucket permanently attached to his head. Along the way, Danny meets up with: — * Teena Rama, a scientist so beautiful she has to sedate people to stop them falling in love with her — * a gang of nuns who know wond... more »erful songs about sea-horsies
* a giant alien ant intent on world domination with his fledgling army of one earwig and one cockroach (both dead)
* his only friend Lucy who point-blank refuses to help him in any way because she's still cataloguing all the possible permutations of breast shape, weight, nipple structure and directional swing that exist within the human species.« less