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Crumbs Don't Count: The Rationalization Diet
Crumbs Don't Count The Rationalization Diet Author:Mark Binder, William Bramhall (Illustrator) A hilarious compendium of the rules that frustrated dieters have secretly lived by for years."Crumbs Don't Count" is a witty collection of the rationalizations we cook up while licking the icing bowl or raiding the cookie jar. Everyone will recognize these guilt-freeing mantras, which discontented dieters and can't-say-no nibbl... more »ers use to ease the conscience and please the palate. Here are just a few examples of the twisted and irreverent dietary logic you'll find:
-- Cold pizza has fewer calories than warm pizza.
-- If you share a dessert, the other person gets all the calories.
-- Free food has no calories.
-- If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
Serving up 13 delicious chapters, "Crumbs Don't Count" includes: Restaurant Rationalizations, (dining without guilt), Office Alibis, Holiday Rules, the Science of Rationalization (theories and scientific proof that crumbs don't count), Creative Rationalizations, and much, much more. Warning: calories will be burned due to fits of laughter!!« less
pcgirl reviewed Crumbs Don't Count: The Rationalization Diet on
Ready to laugh at all the rationalizations we have made during our diets? A great little book to share with your girlfriends. Read these quotes out loud and get a big laugh. Maybe around a campfire eating s'mores....