Confessions of a Stalker Author:Steve Degregorio No matter what he does, Ratch can't find a girl who will go out with him. He's tried to meet girls at college, in clubs, on the internet, and even out on the street, all to no avail. No one ever likes him, and he has no idea what he's doing wrong. Ratch's current obsession is Trish. He goes to the music store where she works every day, and final... more »ly manages to talk to her. The outgoing, free spirited Trish causes Ratch to question the way he's living his life, which comparatively seems so boring. He's stuck sitting at a desk doing customer service for a company that makes personalized pencils to sell at carts in malls. Ratch's friends aren't faring much better. They all thought they'd be able to get interesting, important jobs after graduating from college, but what they're doing just doesn't seem to justify their existence. Reflective, funny, and sometimes shocking, Confessions of a Stalker is an irreverent, satirical look at modern life.« less