Confessions of a Domestic Failure Author:Bunmi Laditan Wanted: We have a position available for one Mother. Must enjoy the company of children at all hours of the day and night. Must also posses a deep passion for cooking meals nobody will eat. Experience dealing with fecal extremely helpful (but you can learn on the job). Must NOT require regular sleep, showers, or meals. The candidate must be will... more »ing to cut themselves off from the world other than Facebook and the occasional, awkward playdate« less