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If I Were in Charge the Rules Would Be Different
If I Were in Charge the Rules Would Be Different Author:James Proimos In James Proimos¹ first collection of poems, we find odes to spaghetti, reflections on stinky feet, and an argument to rethink baths. We meet General Mary Rumpus, the leader of the war on vegetables, Milton the Bully, who gets his in the end, and Billy Snuglag, who picks teams almost as well as he picks his nose.