Bloodsucking Fiends - Love Story, Bk 1 - Audio Cassette - Unabridged Author:Christopher Moore, Susan Bennett (Narrator) Jody never asked to become a vampire. But when she wakes up under an alley Dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching neck, superhuman strength, and a distinctly Nosferatuan thirst, she realizes the decision has been made for her. — Making the transition from the nine-to-five grind to an eternity of nocturnal prowling is going to take some doing... more », however, and that's where C. Thomas Flood fits in. A would-be Kerouac from Incontinence, Indiana, Tommy (to his friends) is biding his time night-clerking and frozen-turkey bowling in a San Francisco Safeway. But all that changes when a beautiful undead redhead walks through the door ... and proceeds to rock Tommy's life -- and afterlife -- in ways he never imagined possible.